Life as a Satanist
It would be easier for you, dear reader, to think of Satanists as unabashed hedonists partaking in all sorts of perverse rituals filled with orgies and utter debauchery; That’s only on Fridays, obviously. You probably close your eyes and picture us donning billowing black robes, masks and carrying around ritual tools while chanting in Ecclesiastical Latin around a virgin we’re about to sacrifice to our Dark Lord. How very naughty of us! Time and time again, Satanists have been associated with some underground cultures and music genres, such as Rock, Punk, and Death Metal. The more fanatical amongst you have gone so far as to blame us for the evils of abortion, and even homosexuality. There truly is no rest for the wicked. Alas, dear reader, I must burst your bubble and bring your rather Satanic Panic inspired fantasy to a premature end; How curmudgeonly of me! And although it is true that I do dress in mostly black and own a dagger (which I use for my personal rituals), I a...